ACID POLICE (LISTEN TO)

so i've been told existence precedes essence, but that doesn't matter so much. it does not change anything. my priorities are still as follows:
-get enough iron
-...
-...
-I don't have priorities

My libido wants to cater to 50 year old married men. why?
Tiffany says i have a "secret life," which is entirely plausible. I mean, just think about it. This fabrication is more exciting than reality.